22nd July

politedoge:

when you’re in a group project and you’re the only one doing work

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21st July

kiotsukatanna:

kiotsukatanna:

I think the one thing I appreciate about most kid’s shows is that I don’t actually have to worry about characters dying, and that’s kind of nice.

and then you have danny phantom where the main character dies in the intro

21st July

prevalere:

so I submitted my url a few weeks ago as a joke and then I went to target today and saw this omg

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21st July

didihearthereadyset:

So I accidentally said, “my crotch has a hole in it.” Instead of “my pants have a hole in them.” And this guy looked me dead in the eyes and whispered

"It’s called a vagina."

21st July

gaypos:

when you see your mutuals online and they’re not reblogging your selfie

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21st July

jeffblimissylar:

Do you know who I think is the ugliest girl in school?

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That Hermione Granger

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You know what I’d give her on a scale of 1 to 10, with 1… 1 would be the ugliest and then 10 is pretty…

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I would give her

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an 8

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An 8.5

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Or 9

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Not over a 9.8

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Because there is always room for improvement

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Not everyone’s perfect like me

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That’s why I am holding out for a 10

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Because I’m worth it

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Backhanded Self worth.

21st July

belllaavitaaa:

I don’t know how some girls are 100% straight like have you seen girls

21st July

trxylermyqueen:

Guys will never understand the joy of having your period a week before you travel.

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tico-dixon:

tastefullyoffensive:

I love the look on his face when he gets to the smallest one.

[theflyhater]

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME
I JUST SAT HERE AND WATCHED THIS DUDE OPEN UP THESE FUCKING DOLLS FOR LIKE FIVE MINUTES
THINKING THAT AT SOME POINT HE’D GET TO THE END
AND HIS FACE WOULD CHANGE EXPRESSIONS
BUT NO
THIS GIF IS PERFECTLY LOOPED
FUCK YOU
FUCK YOU VERY MUCH

I wish I had read the second comment first.